A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Surprise!
-
20 pounds of potatoes is what we pulled from the ground a few days ago.
Doesn't sound like much, but we were clearing a bed for more planting and
had left ...
9 years ago
Stuff I want to make and can using garden produce (mostly I like to check stuff off lists)
Cream of Potato Soup............
Good Vegetable Stock............
Pickle Relish......................
Pickles.............................
Ketchup............................
Tomato Sauce.....................
Sun-Dried Tomatoes..............
Stuff I want to make and can using Farmers Market produce
Blackberry Jam....................
Strawberry Jam ...................
Blueberry Syrup....................
Cream of Celery Soup.............
Golden Mushroom Soup...........
Solar Oven Solar Dehydrator Grain Mill Pressure Canner Soil Block Maker Pasta Maker Indoor Seed Sprouting Station Cast Iron Dutch Oven - thanks John and Ashley!!! Freezer -Sears...no interest for a year!
3 comments:
HAHA that was a hoot Meg lol :)
I needed a good laugh - I take life too seriously
You've been nominated! (see my blog)
Post a Comment