Thanks for sending this Mom!

1. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

2. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

8. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing.

10. God must love stupid people, he made so many of them.

...to be continued :)