Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Just Because

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

"One thing leads to another"? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

In El Salvador they declared a cease fire after ten years. Why didn't they think of that at the beginning?

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

-George Carlin, 1937 - 2008

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