Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Just for Laughs...

...and today this is just what I needed :)

These 12 are actual comments made on students' report cards by
teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were
reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
(I'm going to be using that one!)

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to achieve them.

6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to
hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
isn't coming.

10. If this student were any stupider he'd have to be watered twice
a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child
beat out 1,000,000 others

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.


jules said...

Well, I have to admit I'm #5, and every year my standards get lower and lower. Hell, I don't even try anymore ... and I can honestly say my failure rate has dropped significantly.

Maureen said... make me LAUGH OUT LOUD...that's me yelling :)

jules said...

I think I'm going to take up drinking to excess. I need a hobby that doesn't interfere with my watching too much TV.